So, everybody knows that women ask dumb questions. Things like: Does this make me look fat? Do you ever think of other women when we are having sex? Do you think your secretary is hot? These are dumb ass questions. No woman should ever, ever go there. It's a fool thing to do. Unless you give her the answer she is hoping for, you're in trouble. And, even when you give her the answer she wanted, she will probably assume you are lying. So basically, once the question is asked... you're just screwed.
This is why I am so intrigued by the new FOX show, "The Moment of Truth". Contestants are hooked up to a lie detector and asked all sorts of probing questions. Increasingly personal questions. And if you make it through all twenty-one, you get a half a million dollars. The whole of which you may then use to pay for your divorce and new friends and possibly a new job that you will need to replace the ones you had before you foolishly answered all of those questions.
Which brings me to my point: unless you are in a very mature relationship, with extremely good communication... do not watch this show with your partner. Because somewhere after that second commercial, they will turn to you and say, "What is YOUR answer to that question?"
... and there's no $500,000 in it for you!
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