Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Things you can say on Thanksgiving...


1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's a terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!.

18. My man likes a little extra on the side.

5 comments:

Kellzanut said...

Hilarious!
Cheers for the laugh.
I fancy a little dark meat myself. It has the most flavor... :)
I have a fab cranberry sauce recipe, if ya need it for your bird!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha I just hope no one ever says #17 to me. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Riley said...

LOL Fabulous! I laughed at each one.

Shop Girl said...

I think Number 15 has actually been said to me once. ahahaha Happy Thanksgiving Pear.

Anonymous said...

OMG, Mia just linked me up to your blogspot for the first time and what a blog to see first LOL. That is soooo funny. I can't comment on what my favorite one is because I'm Nanny and that wouldn't be proper LOL. Great Blog LOL